- A man can build a house but it takes a woman to make it home.

- The only time a woman can easily change a man is when he's a baby.

- If a women looks old, she is old; if she looks young, she is young; if she looks back, follow her.

- If you don't quarrel once in a while, you are just dumb.

- In all the history of the world, there was only one indispensable man and one indispensable woman.

- Marriages made in heaven only work when they get down to earth.

- A heart that ain't been broke thinks it's okay to go around breaking others.

- Marry somebody with brains enough for two, and if you're lucky you'll come out even.

- Women frirt to be appreciated; men mean it.

- To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose is the next best.

- When you can't keep anything from 'em you love 'em.

- When a man asks a women to share his lot, she has a right to know how big it is.

- Don't wait to know somebody better to kiss 'em. Kiss 'em and you'll know 'em better.

- Don't waste your time loving somebody you can't laugh with.

- Never marry a widow whose first husband was poisoned.

- Life is not bearable with oposite sex, until it's unbearable without 'em.

- Complainin' about your partner to others is a bad habit that will lead to worse ones.

- As you get more experienced in romantic matters, you'll not only know more, you'll know better.

- If you can't tease somebody, they ain't in love with you.

- Every quarrel is a private one. Outsiders are never welcome.

- There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works.